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" A fellow
ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till
after they're married."
Kin Hubbard |
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" A
psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for
nothing."
Joey Adams |
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" A question
asked in a Surrey school exam went: "Why do cocks crow early every
morning?" A twelve-year-old replied: "My dad says they have to make the
most of it while the hens are asleep."
Quoted in the
Peterborough Daily Telegraph, 1983 |
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" A man may be
a fool and not know it, but not if he is married."
H.L. Mencken |
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" Marriage is a
meal where the soup is better than the dessert.”
Austin O'Malley |
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" One shouldn't
be too inquisitive in life
Either about God's secrets or one's wife.”
Geoffrey Chaucer,
The Canterbury Tales |
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